Hipster jokes: our top 10

Even though we all like to Instagram, love record players, own an iPhone and condemn lumping people together: we find hipster jokes extremely funny! Maybe precisely because you somehow feel caught making one or another joke. So now let's laugh at ourselves a little with the 10 funniest hipster jokes.

The top 10 hipster jokes

How much does a hipster weigh?
-> 1 Instagram

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb ?
-> Three! One changes the light bulb, one takes photos and the third blogs.

Why did the hipster drown?
-> He went ice skating before it was cool!

Why do hipsters hate rivers?
-> They are too mainstream!

Why do hipsters love the subway?
-> Because it's so underground!

Why did the hipster cross the road?
-> To get to the other Starbucks on the other side.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, a hipster would buy the soundtrack as a limited edition vinyl .

How do you recognize a hipster? You just wait for him to say he isn't one.

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So now let's laugh at ourselves a little with the 10 funniest hipster jokes.