Everything begins like in a fairy tale: you set up a shared apartment with friends and storm the shops to increase your shared household inventory, or after a long and happy relationship you decide on your first apartment together. Every beginning is beautiful! But...
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...a year later, unfortunately, gray clouds have gathered: Angry Post-it messages on the shared fridge or true love only deserves blows in your eyes? But the worst is yet to come: moving out and the associated division of the shared belongings. The eBay user der.juli is showing us how to make this matter as beautiful and satisfying as possible.
Poor Juli was left by his wife of 12 years (for someone else, of course) and she wants half of everything. Should she get:
On top of that, he is now selling his half(s) on eBay:
From its eBay description:
"Unfortunately, I had to amputate my backside after a long argument with my now ex-wife. After the divorce, she and the courts were of the opinion that she was entitled to a not inconsiderable part of OUR things that I paid for. My Flex and I were the ones Opinion that she should get EXACTLY HALF..."
The teddy also becomes a victim of divorce:
However, it is questionable whether the ex even needs a teddy bear to cuddle with. She has a good work colleague to cuddle with.
If Apple knew that...
Will this iPhone continue to serve you faithfully? Probably just as little as the ex...
Opel Corsa - Go all out! Or not?
The Corsa has never been a family carriage... In this case it definitely won't be one anymore!
Whether truth, art or advertising - we don't know! If you want to emulate it but don't have the flex, you can check out Amazon!
Greedy ex-companions can dress warmly.
