We have apps to get sex. Lovoo, Tinder and Co. are helping us diligently. But why not download apps that don't take care of the respective sex partner, but that do it for us?
Pocket Whip
I look seductive and shake the phone. Nothing happens. My eyes wander to my hand, which is shaking up and down like the hand of a desperate prostitute doing a hand job, but there is no sound. Except his laugh. “There should be lashes! “For the right mood!” I grumble angrily. I tuck the phone into the pillows of our bed and sulk.
Actually, you should choose between different types of whips that are supposed to produce different cracking noises. For me they only create one thing: silence.
Available for iOS and Android, free
UnderCovers
From pretty turquoise icons on a background of rumpled sheets, I choose which sexual practices I want to try, which ones I absolutely can't imagine, and which ones are worth thinking about. This all works using the swipe principle à la Tinder, but here the discussion isn't with whom, but what. After the first person has swiped through the sexual practices, you send an invitation to the app including a code to the other person, who can then happily swipe through anal sex, bondage games, dirty talk and golden showers.
People like me, who find it difficult to talk about their needs and desires with those around them, have the opportunity to share their most secret preferences with their loved one (or with the guy you just picked up in the bar whose name you don't know, etc.). you don't want to spend a lot of time explaining what you want in bed anyway) without getting into the embarrassing situation that the other person not only doesn't share your fantasies, but perhaps even finds them repulsive.
Finally, sentences like “What, I should insert the banana into your anus and call you King Kong?!” are a thing of the past.
This “You only see what I want if you want it too” reminds me a bit of my bashful kindergarten days, but hey: If it makes sex and trying new things uncomplicated, I’m there. More stylish than kindergarten notes like “Do you want to have anal sex with me?” Tick: yes, no, maybe” the app is definitely.
Available for iOS and Android, free
The Big Book of Kama Sutra
The gold and purple Kamasutra app presents the textbook for eroticism and sex in various categories, explains the various positions in wonderful Google Translator German (e.g. “Laubfrosch” = “Leap-Frog”) and shows using small ones Figures showing what this acrobatics looks like when implemented. Ouch.
It's a shame that many categories like "Woman on Top", which of course makes me particularly horny as a feminist, are chargeable and have to be unlocked first. But “The Chairman” or “Spider-Man's Kiss” are available in the free version and can be tested... Have fun!
Available for iOS, basic version free (all positions €2.99)
Amorelia
The sex app from the online erotic shop Amorelie is not only really beautiful and practical, but in contrast to the other apps it has the returning effect. Since the app is a kind of “love training”, there are different levels with tasks of different levels of difficulty that you can complete with your partner, such as sex in front of the mirror. Of course there are jokers if you don't want to complete a task. Nice sex knowledge and funny sex facts are also provided. The fact that in the 80s there were cornflakes from Kellogg's that were supposed to help against masturbation can easily be thrown into boring small talk when the opportunity arises.
What's particularly great about the Amorelie app is how versatile and comprehensive it is. In contrast to the other apps, it is not exhausted so quickly and sees sex holistically, not just as a series of positions. So how about a task marathon - not just on Valentine's Day?
Available for iOS and Android, free
Love cube 3D
With this app you roll two dice - one shows an action, the other shows a body part that receives this action. For example: “Massaging thighs”. If you want to give it a little more gas, you can change the terms yourself. With an in-app purchase there is a third dice for the type of action.
Available for iOS, free
Fruit Salad Tonight
The design of the app is a bit cheesy (man = banana, woman = papaya. Hello?), but the frivolity factor is right: couples are presented with 195 challenges, including hot questions, spicy tasks like oral or anal sex, fetish stuff like BDMS or role-playing games.
Available for iOS and Android, free
Dare
The app does something like UnderCovers: it suggests sex fantasies, in categories from “raunchy” to “extreme.” If there's a match in terms of fantasy, you're good to go.
Available for iOS and Android, free
Erotic recipes
Whether before play, in between or the morning after - the app provides plenty of aphrodisiac recipes and cocktail ideas.
Available for iOS, €1.99
We agree
A very useful and perhaps important app for anyone who doesn't mind a quick number without getting to know each other. Before it goes into the box, you sign a sex contract with her that provides security because it says: Yes, we both wanted it.
Registration or installation costs approx. €4.50
