10 thoughts from the lecture
When was the last time I ate a proper schnitzel? And which Harry Potter flick is due again? We ask ourselves these and similar questions in the lecture. What? Yes indeed! In the lecture! Because, let's be honest: Quantum physics and accounting may be very useful for the future, but during a one and a half hour monologue from the professor, much more interesting and funnier thoughts cross our minds. We have just summarized our top 10 for you and supported it with suitable images.
The funniest thought flows from the lecture hall
We proudly present: The stupidest nonsense that definitely had no place in the lecture - but which we find even funnier. Haha.
1. The professor has always had this annoying speech impediment - how many times can you actually put "um" in a sentence?
2. Would I be able to pull off Beyonce's Coreo with that much enthusiasm? Right now?
3. If I were ruler of the world, everything would be better.
4. Can you actually see stupidity?
5. I could see Harry Potter again... preferably before the exams. And ALL parts.
6. I'm hungry.
7. How nice would it be if it finally became common practice for everyone to take beer to lectures instead of water?
8. If I don't know anything on the crappy exam, I'll just simulate a heart attack.
9. Is this actually a criminal offense?
10. I heard that as a prostitute you get a really decent hourly wage.
